Susie Cupcakes

Oh, hello there! I was just admiring the smooth and unblemished skin on the back of my upper arm. I am truly an amazing physical specimen, and any number of world-renowned photographers will back me up on that. Anyhoo, I just wanted to say hello on behalf of Susie Cupcakes. Susie has been busy. I tell her, "Girl, set that booty down and post on your blog!" And she tells me, "Blah blah blah, went to San Francisco for a conference, had a cold, blew nose in a most un-fierce way, and now I have to wooorrrk." And I say, "Did you know that when I went to Paris and I was 15 and didn't know anyone, I did 28 go-sees and two blog posts in one day? My mama didn't take any excuses. And neither do I, Miss Thang." And then she gave me a rude look and she is no longer in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model.

Anyway, hope you're watching the new season! We dressed up like aliens and used circa 1982 technology last week. It was slammin'. This week, who knows what will happen? Hint: it will involve humiliation, camp, and shady editing. See you there!

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